I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
That accounts for only three of the penises
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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