I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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