Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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