I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
So squirting runs in the family.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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