we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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