these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
