He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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