But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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