My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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