I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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