On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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