"it" just moved
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
