Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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