She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Your tits are I can't wait for
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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