we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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