I hope mine doesn't look like that
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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