i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Is it because I queefed?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
