I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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