Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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