omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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