I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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