Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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