On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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