About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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