I like my sex mixed with concussions.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I need moral support for this bender
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
