It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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