going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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