scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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