need another drink. this is the easiest way
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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