just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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