have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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