You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
time to smoke my breakfast
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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