Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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