me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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