i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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