I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
