he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
