after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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