Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Is it penis luge time yet?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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