??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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