My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I could fuck to npr.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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