i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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