halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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