I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Randomize
