yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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