just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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