i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize