He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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