By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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