U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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