so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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