Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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