just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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