i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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