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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Is it penis luge time yet?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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