my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
where are you?
Hypothermia
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
